September 5, 1245
I have not written for a while because so much goes on! Mickey will become Sir Michael in two days, Harriet’s kidnapper has been caught, and her parents have finally consented to our engagement! The wedding shall be in December outdoors. She has showed me her plans for her gown, and she shall look lovely in it. I go now to bed, having filled your pages well.
Sir Melchisedek R. Gnawington, Husband to be of Princess Harriet Cocopaws