Ode to a Chaotic House (inspired by Aunt Rita's card)

Crashing down the stairs,

Wait--what's that I hear?

I think somebody's drumming

On their new toy Mickey's ear.

The baby just woke up,

I can hear his cry.

I think somebody's dropping brand-new crayons

From the sky.

Oh, chaos here, chaos there, chaos up the stairs!

I'll always have to live with it--

Now, Henry, drop those chairs!

No, not on Maggie's foot...