Behind the Fridge Door: Chapter 2

This morning, Linda gave me human classes. Humans have hands and feet instead of paws, and no tail! They also have no fur, but they wear something Linda calls clothes. They sound pretty silly to me. She also tried to teach me cursive handwriting. Look, I wrote my name! Cameron Sammy says it’s illegible (whatever that means) and Linda says maybe I should stick to print. She says things very kindly, but I can tell she doesn’t like my cursive. Oh, well. I’ll learn. Maybe. I wonder what weird thing I’ll learn about humans tomorrow. There has to be lots more.